Big bum talk

[Badger]

I'm up for both of these (currently stuck on a dietary plateau at 14 1/2 stone) Need all the calorie burning opportunities I can get Assume "Triangle" at 9.30 for both?? Let me know either on here, by 22nd Dec, or text me (07792-298366) with any changes of start time/meeting point

If I dont see any of you before...Merry Xmas and Rum, tum-tum, tum, to you all, my fellow sportsfans

(huffin') Heff


14½ stone !!

Good grief, you'll weigh more than Trevor soon

[Heffalump]

14½ stone !!

Good grief, you'll weigh more than Trevor soon

Yeah, but........more importantly, does my bum look too big in these blue shorts :?: :!:

...and besides...we'll make a ferocious looking squad at Welwyn next year...especially if "Wusty Wider Bwown" buys a fixed. We'll also be able to finish league meetings and take part in any shot putting/discus hurling that's taking place in the in-field at Gosling :!: :lol:

[Badger]

14½ stone !!

Good grief, you'll weigh more than Trevor soon

Yeah, but........more importantly, does my bum look too big in these blue shorts :?: :!:

...and besides...we'll make a ferocious looking squad at Welwyn next year...especially if "Wusty Wider Bwown" buys a fixed. We'll also be able to finish league meetings and take part in any shot putting/discus hurling that's taking place in the in-field at Gosling :!: :lol:

you all better watch out coz I hear big Trev is losing weight. Imagine if he got down to 14 stone. He'd be a pro. And what a lead out man.

[big'un]

steady boys i weighed 14 stone when i was eight.... the only way i could get down to that now would be to chop a leg off.
mind you i think we could have the heaviest fast group in Hertford after christmas..... badger has to join soon to get the average weight down.
unfortunatly i will not be able make the xmas eve ride.. work to do.
sorry george you will have to find soemone else to nurse you home if you blow, i will give Bob a call for you
just kidding, hope the recovery is going well

[Pocket Rocket]

steady boys i weighed 14 stone when i was eight.... the only way i could get down to that now would be to chop a leg off.
mind you i think we could have the heaviest fast group in Hertford after christmas..... badger has to join soon to get the average weight down.
unfortunatly i will not be able make the xmas eve ride.. work to do.
sorry george you will have to find soemone else to nurse you home if you blow, i will give Bob a call for you
just kidding, hope the recovery is going well
oh no, what will I do :shock: :wink:
sorry you can't make it Trev, plenty of opportunities for other rides - We will have to make a date that you can do.

[Rusty Ryder-Brown]

I have a fixed... and tipping the scales at just over 16 at the mo - nothing that a good two weeks digging el Pres's garden up won't shift. I will blot out the sun and shield you all from the wind, so come follow me!...Sorry to read your speech impediment Heff with the Wusty bit!

[big'un]

Heff was just doing his Jonathan Woss impression